Buck Roberts’s Blog

I’m giong to move somewhere nice where there are hot women in bikinis everywhere. Buying a nice car, house on the hill, house on beach, nice powerboat, a helicopter. Don’t forget a swimming pool.

What is the fucking point in having the coolest most visited website on the Oregon coast if noone from Oregon reads the thing?

I don’t actually care I suppose. As long as I break 1,000,000 visitors per day and I can make a decent PPC conversion or decent CPM. Asside from the money it would be nice if people from the local area have actually heard of me. It seems like I have a have alot of professional refferences for doing things for other people when I should be doing things for myself and getting refferences in field that I actually like.

It seems like everyone wants to hire me for jobs for about $12 per hour. It’s great to never be out of work but it’s pretty lame that noone wants to pay me shit for my time. I’m working for a friend these days. He doesn’t pay me shit either but he is a friend so I’m not really concerned with the money. I just feel a bit taken for granted. I like it better when I’m doing my own thing.

Fuck it I will be rich soon. I just have to start selling some ad space.

Not like I really give a fuck if anyone from Astoria, Oregon knows who I am anyway.

Some may already know this, Fastamber.com has a keyword based section of its web directory. The reason I’m creating this section is for ease of browsing. If you know a keyword and you can’t find what you are looking for on meta search you can browse the web directory by subject or keyword. Here’s a list of commonly searched keywords. You’ll find some of these keywords in the Fastamber’s Keyword Based Directory

If you have keyword suggestions contact me via the myspace link in my blogroll.

Thanks,

Buck Roberts

I walked around Sunday Market for a bit today. The cool thing about Sunday Market is that you can meet interesting people, chat and share experiences. I like talking to crafts people. I took a few photos of Astoria Sunday Market today. I will publish them when in one of the image galleries when I have a bit more time.

Here are some links Sunday Market vendors.

Garlic Lady I tried a few samples from this booth and they are really good. If you cook with garlic this might be a shop worth checking into. “ealthy Lving with Garlic Lady”.

Toris Petals This shop is based out of Knappa,Oregon. Check out the website or find the table at Sunday Market.

Baywriter Pens This shop offers hand made pens wooden fountain and cigar pens.

Packer’s Cookies This booth had some fresh fruit and also baked goods.

Barry Minkoff Custom knives. I’ll have some pictures of this table available on this site shortly. I also met a metal scultper who was nice enought to let me photographs some of his work. I’ll have those online shortly as well.

Here’s one I almost forgot < a href="http://www.strumsberryfarm.com">Sturm’s Berry Farm

I started working on a new photo gallery on this site. Buck Roberts’s Photographic Tour of Astoria, Oregon and the sourounding areas You’ll see some more improvements and upgrades to this site as time goes on but for the mean check my galleries and blog regularly if you want the scoop on what is going on here.

Thanks,

Buck Roberts AKA The Hammer

I was in a relationship for about the last month or so. Then my ladyfriend started to hear the rumors. I was pretty upset with her in that she didn’t trust me. She worked days and I worked nights so it was hard for us to see each other often but we did everything possible to make more time for each other. I changed my employer so I could have more free time. I though aslo thought we would see more of each other. Don’t get me wrong I changed jobs so I could make more money. My job was killing. But whenever I made the effort to personal time with her something else came up.

She heard about how much of a man whore I was. Which isn’t any kind of true. So she calls me up in the middle of the night and leaves me a voice mail that I couldn’t really make out. So I call her back a few times. Then I called the taxi dispatch because I was worried about her. Then she wanted to break up with me on the phone. Then we fought.

We almost broke up one time before that when I told her that it wasn’t going to work out becuase she was too controlling. Then there was the time when she told me she was falling in love with me and she wasn’t supposed to feel this way about me. Then we talked a bit, then I told her that I had feelings for her too. The problems here are trust and communication. If you are reading this you know just how fucked up Buck Roberts’s love life can be.

After this last one she my lady stone walled me for two days. She wouldn’t talk to me about what was wrong. She was being a complete bitch. She was always about talking later not now. I really want to talk now. I don’t want to let shit stew until it is a problem. I need to talk about it right away and resolve the issue and she didn’t want to so we got in a fight over that. We ended that one with me getting really angry and yelling couple of really loud FUCK YOUs.

I get sick of these women who want to up and leave because they can’t handle having feelings for me or being so attached then deciding months later that they really liked me and they really were just scared of feeling that way about someone. I hope you don’t fuck things up so bad with the next guy.

Love is difficult and the human conection is can be very illusive. But if you want love enough you will find it and if your love is strong enough to survive you may in time come to understand the human connection.

If John Meiners is gay, why are you so afraid to let your grilfriend hang out with him?

I think the issue here is that some of the men around here are a bit insecure in there manhood and need someone to talk shit about to make themselves feel better. Mostly hick fucks who don’t John. Anybody who actually kwows John Meiners will tell you he is not gay.

Anyone who actually knows John Meiners and has spent any amount of time around him will tell you that his straight.

I have a reputation for being a slut in the small town of Astoria, Oregon. I used to frequent the Wet Dog Cafe where I would go drinking and dancing. I’m a good dancer and women like to dance with me. Sometimes they want leave with me. Lots of women want to fuck me. I can’t help it, I’m sexy. I’m a nice guy. The problem is with the women in this town is they will talk shit about whoever and whatever without having any basis of fact. My girlfriend heard from some local girls that I am huge slut or that I am a player of some kind. The fact of the matter is that women use me for sex. Well sometimes I’m all about it. But one thing I will never do is leave before my girl wakes up. Any woman that I have sex with has some chance at a relationship with me. I wouldn’t have sex with her if I didn’t like her. There are some exceptions when I was completely fucking wasted. Yeah, it happens you get all trashed on AMFs and Long Island Ice Teas and then pick one out with your fucking beer goggles on. Not the right answer but we have all been young. So I am always seen leaving the Wet Dog with women. It’s not a hard place to pick up chicks. Especially when you are even somewhat good looking and you can dance and don’t smell bad and aren’t a complete idiot. Really for all the women I have left the bar with or made out with at the bar I have only had sex with a few of them. I have only had sex with 10 or so women from Astoria, Oregon in my entire life. But hear the rumors about me.

I broke up with my girlfriend who heard that I was with some other chick. I don’t do that, once I’m in a sexual relationship with a women I won’t have sex with anyone else unless my girlfriend also has a girlfriend and wants her friend to join in or she has a best friend who is also striaght who she wants to tag team me with that is totally ok as long as they are cool with it. But I’m not a slut but I love sex. I have had sex with fewer than 35 women in my entire life. Those other chicks fucked me over and they don’t even know me. Now I have to deal with more drama that I don’t need. I’m fucking pissed about it. People are always talking shit in this town.

The bottum line is women mostly want to just use me for sex. Then when they find out how great I am in bed and that I am actually loving and caring they get all scared and want to get the hell away from me as fast as they can. Then I am the asshole or I am a man whore because they can’t deal with a loving or caring guy. I’m still looking for that woman who is the whole package and actually wants to fall in love with me. Still Looking

Still Looking.

Still Looking.

The Hammer is a nickname I picked up during AT when we were all joking about porn names. Well since Buck Roberts is already a porn name. Buck The Hammer Roberts is really a porn name. I don’t really make porn. But who cares. I could be a porn star becuase I am the man.

I attended my National Guard AT with the 234th Vertical Construction Company at Camp Rilea, Oregon. Had a blast. I think my drinking unit a has serious National Guard problem though. I was wasted pretty much every evening. Add that to a 15 hour work day and you have some pretty serious fatigue. But i pulled through. I aquired the nickname the hammer while some of the guys were thinking up porn names. I met up with some great people and made alot of friends this month. Everything went great. My pay is still missing. I have a bit of money in the bank so I am good.