Buck Roberts’s Blog

November 30, 2006

A Unique Talent

Filed under: Uncategorized — Fastamber @ 12:02 am

I can break anything, you heard of Murphy’s law. Dude, I AM MURPHY, if it can be broken I will break it. I should be one of those guys at the R&D places that just try to break things becuase you don’t have to tell me to break you just have to say “here Buck, hold this for a minute”. Even things that are supposed to be unbreakable. They say idle hands are the devil’s playground, MINE ARE A THEAMPARK.

November 29, 2006

New Links Added On November 29th, 2006

Filed under: Uncategorized — Fastamber @ 11:34 pm

Paramount Web Consulting - Search Engine Optimization
Offers professional and affordable marketing solutions for all types of businesses.
URL: http://www.pwcwebmasters.com/ - Added: 11.29.2006

Cms-zone - Build Any Web Site!
Cms-zone is all about web site scripts. Here you can find lots of information about cms, blog, forum, gallery and other scripts that help you make a better web site.
URL: http://www.cms-zone.com/ - Added: 11.29.2006

The Lime Bar
Find new friends and lovers in ten different categories on the lime bar - travel companions, romance, sports & hobbies, single parents, study buddies, musical contacts, animal enthusiasts, health advice, house mates and dance partners.
URL: http://www.thelimebar.co.uk/ - Added: 11.29.2006

Computer Repair Networking Jupiter West Palm Beach Gardens Florida
We provide residential and businesses with mobile on-site computer repairs, hardware and software upgrades, wireless and wired networking, virus and spyware removal. We come to you or we have remote tech support. Servicing all of palm beach county.
URL: http://www.cldtechnologies.com/ - Added: 11.29.2006

Promotional Products | Promotional Items
The super store for promotional products and promotional items offering over 200,000 products for tradeshows, giveaways, corporate gifts, incentive programs, fundraising, branding and other events.
URL: http://www.bidpromos.com/ - Added: 11.29.2006

Albo Digital | Web Design | Search Engines Optimization | Hamilton
Technology company focused on web design and search engine optimization. We custom design websites ranging from simple to complex, dynamic, data base driven interactive websites. We can put your website on the first page of all major search engines.
URL: http://www.albodigital.com/ - Added: 11.29.2006

Good Web Page Designs Business Custom Affordable Ecommerce Web Sit
Provides small businesses and self-employed people with web site design and hosting packages, business,custom page,affordable ,ecommerce, web site design
URL: http://www.gag-is.com/ - Added: 11.29.2006

Atlanta Web Design - Lunico Design
Best atlanta web design and seo for affordable prices.
URL: http://www.lunicodesign.com/ - Added: 11.29.2006

Chattanooga Internet And Web Site Design
Chattanooga internet and website designs is an affordable, professional, full service website design company located in Chattanooga, Tennessee (TN). Large corporations, small business or individuals, we can help you with your web design and hosting.
URL: http://www.chattanoogainternet.com/ - Added: 11.29.2006

Jah Myspace (free Myspace Layouts.)
Hook up your myspace profile with reggae layouts. Show your roots and culture off and be unique at the same time on myspace. Free image hosting, myspace editor, codes and alot more. ..
URL: http://www.jahmyspace.com/ - Added: 11.29.2006

Flash Template
Take a journey through our land of pre-made flash websites.
URL: http://www.flash-template.com/ - Added: 11.29.2006

Business Web Directory
Submit your website for free to our pr5 web directory
URL: http://www.dirlist.net/ - Added: 11.29.2006

Flash Templates Flash Intro Templates Web Site Template
You can choose and buy the template you like to make your site more beautiful and impressive. Flash, flash intro, html templates and many others. And all this in a very low prices
URL: http://www.flash-intro-template.com/ - Added: 11.29.2006

Big Shockers

Filed under: Uncategorized — Fastamber @ 12:14 am

Ok you got to love this. I read about this in Wired. Since I really like the shocker, AKA the stinger, AKA Fedora, (that’s two in the pink and one in the stink: Two in the goo and one in the poo) Here’s the link: Big Shockers I tried to join their affiliate program because that is the kind of thing I want to sell on Fastamber.com the form doesn’t work so great. I wants to use my email system to send the form. I don’t expect the people who sell the big shocker to know how to code a PHP form mailer, it would be asking too much.

November 28, 2006

Buck’s Resume

Filed under: Uncategorized — Fastamber @ 11:52 pm

Hi for the sake of simplicity I have made my resume a hypertext document rather than plain text. Follow the links to any area you wish to view. Use your browser’s bakc button to get back to this page.
work history, computer skills, and occupational skills.

Buck’s Work History

Filed under: Uncategorized — Fastamber @ 11:48 pm

Fastamber Media Company (Jan 2006 to present)
Webmaster

Copy writing Creat web documents. Advertising sales. Website promotion. Search engine optimization. PPC bid management. Manage marketing campaigns.

McEvoy Tile And Marble (Aug 2006 to Sep 2006)
Stone Fabricator/Installer and Tile Setter

Fabricate and install stone countertops. Set tile.

Doney Construction (Apr 2006 to Aug 2006)
Stone Fabricator/Installer tile Setter

On site fabrication and install granite countertops. Set tile. Other constructions related duties, mostly carpentry and cleanup

Doren Tile And Stone (Jan 2006 to Apr 2006)
Sone fabricator and tile setter helper

Move heavy but fragile material. Polishing, cutting, tile setting. Assist in installation of stone countertops

Red Rocket Network, LaGrande, OR (Feb 2002 to Mar 2005)
Internet Marketer/SEO/Design

Webpage design (HTML page design and publishing with some basic PHP script installs) Some graphics design with Adobe Photoshop. Search engine optimisation (keyword research and analysis, meta tags, link building, directory and search engine submission, copy writing, reciprocal and non reciprocal link management. Advertising sales, text links, banner advertisements.

CERTIFIED PERSONEL, LA GRANDE, OR (Nov 2003 to Nov 2003)
TEMP

TEMP

OREGON ARMY NATIONAL GUARD, SALEM, OR (Apr 2003 to Sep 2003)
EQUIP OP/CONST LABORER

Equipment:
Excavator, dozer, roller, skidsteer,

Concrete forms, pouring, finishing. Brick cutting and laying, other masonry related duties. Other construction duties.

CERTIFIED PERSONNEL (Nov 2002 to Jan 2003)
CONSTRUCTION LABORER

CHARMICHAEL OIL INC (Sep 2002 to Oct 2002)
GAS ATTENDANT

PIZZA HUT (May 2002 to May 2002)
DELIVERY DRIVER

REMEDY INTELLEGENT STAFFING (Feb 2001 to Feb 2001)
UNKNOWN

Crestview Care Center (Jan 1998 to Feb 1998)
Dietary aid

Assist in kitchen. Wash dishes.

Burger King (May 1997 to Jul 1997)
Front Counter Cashier

Front counter cashier. Manager trainee.

BORNSTEINS (Jun 1996 to Aug 1996)
CANNERY LABORER

COLUMBIA LAWN AND GARDEN (Jul 1995 to Sep 1995)
GARDENER

SUNSET GARDENING AND HOME REPAIR (Jun 1995 to Jul 1995)
GARDENER

Buck’s Computer Skills

Filed under: Uncategorized — Fastamber @ 11:48 pm

Keyboarding Speed
type 1 to 19 words per minute
type 20 to 29 words per minute
type 30 to 39 words per minute
Word Processing
use word processing software
use Word
use Works
Spreadsheet Software
use spreadsheet software
use Excel
E-mail Software
use email software
use Outlook
Database Software
use database software
Presentation, Graphic Design, or Desktop Publishing Software
use presentation, graphic design, or desktop publishing software
use Adobe Acrobat Reader
use Adobe Photoshop
use Microsoft Publisher

Buck’s Job Skills

Filed under: Uncategorized — Fastamber @ 11:47 pm

Here’s a list of occupational skills that I have.

analyze sources and documentation for stories
apply acting techniques
apply active listening techniques
apply cleaning solvents
apply confidentiality procedures
apply creativity to graphics
apply creativity to image
apply fire suppression techniques
apply graphic arts techniques
apply health and sanitation standards
apply knowledge of water systems
apply mathematical principles to accounting, bookkeeping or budgeting
apply page layout and composition techniques
apply plant disease control techniques
apply plant materials principles
apply planting or transplanting techniques
apply poise and stage presence skills
apply public relations techniques
apply quality assurance techniques
apply special visual and audio effects
apply stage craft
apply survival techniques
apply teaching techniques
apply techniques and rules of sport
apply voice and phonetics techniques
apply voice projection techniques
arrange teleconference calls
assist with business and managerial research
balance cash and receipts
change and clean bed linens
clean and wax floors
clean work areas
clear brush
clear walkways, roadways or parking lots of debris, snow or leaves
complete purchase requisitions
conduct investigations and research
conduct record searches
create art from ideas
design advertising layouts
determine optimum process for reproduction of printed materials
determine when fruits, vegetables, and other crops are ready for harvest
dig trenches, ditches or holes with hand tools
direct fire suppression activities
discern fact from opinion in journalistic research
distinguish beauty and talent
distinguish details in graphic production setting
edit photographs using photomechanical, chemical or computerized methods
emphasize moods and convey emotions through sound recording
establish and evaluate employee performance standards
evaluate and prioritize incoming telephone calls
evaluate sports fundamentals
follow hazardous materials specifications
follow safety procedures
gather and verify factual information regarding story through interview, observation, and research
identify tree and plant characteristics
install stone or masonry to form rock gardens or retaining walls
interpret and analyze scripts
interpret and apply copyright laws
inventory supplies, equipment or merchandise
investigate and resolve customer problems
keep a telephone log
keep record of company or organization expenses
know properties of cleaning agents
locate and retrieve merchandise from storage
maintain appointment calendar
maintain consistent quality
maintain inventory of office equipment and furniture
maintain inventory of office forms
maintain janitorial cleaning equipment
maintain quality control
maintain right-of-way for roads, sidewalks or utilities
make presentations
manage inventories and supplies
maneuver heavy objects
meet deadlines
memorize lines and stage directions
motivate players to excel
mow, trim or edge lawns
obtain information from clients, customers, patients or others
operate cameras
operate cleaning equipment such as vacuum cleaners
operate earth moving and digging machines such as backhoes, track hoes, or front-end loaders
operate extractors and dry tumblers
operate fax machines, copiers, printers, and other office machines
operate motor-driven boats
operate photographic equipment
operate power equipment such as mowers, clippers, or sod cutters
operate tractors
operate two-way radio
operate two-way radio in law enforcement, fire or emergency setting
order office supplies
organize and prioritize topics for news and other programs
organize and sort journalistic or literary data
organize and work with detailed records
organize commercial artistic and design projects
organize story elements
perceive color, balance and proportion
perform basic carpentry
perform domestic and cleaning duties
perform general janitorial duties such as clean restrooms and empty trash
perform grounds maintenance
perform inspections of services for quality control
perform office equipment maintenance not requiring service call
perform routine building maintenance
perform typing or data entry for extended time periods
photograph newsworthy events, people, or locations
plan and assign duties to employees
practice creative writing
prepare artwork for camera and press
prepare handouts, reports, or other documents for distribution
prepare journalistic copy
prepare materials for publication
prioritize tasks
process and prepare business forms
process credit or debit card transactions
process mail through postage machines
process records and maintain forms and files
promote fire prevention
proofread, edit, and revise written materials
provide customer service
provide customer service using telephone
provide meeting materials and audio-video equipment
prune or shape shrubs and other ornamental plants
purchase equipment and supplies
read and understand operating manuals
read maps
receive payments and make change
recognize public safety hazards
remove stains from upholstery and carpets
research and write broadcast copy
research work-related topics using library resources
restore photographs
retrieve files and charts
ride bicycle
schedule appointments
schedule meetings or appointments
sell products
sell services
sort and classify laundry articles
stock, organize and clean shelves
supervise employees
sweep and mop floors
take detailed, accurate messages
teach sport rules and techniques
transcribe handwritten information
transcribe spoken, recorded or written information
type letters and other correspondence
understand characteristics of pesticides
understand, use, and communicate technical information
use algebra
use and maintain chain saws
use and maintain fire suppression equipment
use appropriate stain removal techniques in cleaning and housekeeping
use basic mathematics
use cash registers
use computer design and graphics software
use computers to enter, access and retrieve data
use correct grammar, punctuation and spelling
use creativity in graphic design
use data collection procedures for social and personal information
use desktop publishing software
use dollies, hand trucks or wheelbarrows
use electronic scanners
use forest fire protection methods
use geometry
use herbicides and pesticides
use interviewing techniques
use inventory control procedures
use investigative reporting techniques
use keyboard and mouse
use maps in wilderness areas
use marketing techniques
use measuring devices in professional photography
use on-line search techniques
use paper characteristics in selecting publishing and printing processes
use pressure washing equipment
use proper pronunciation and vocabulary for broadcasting or performing
use spray application equipment
use typewriter
utilize lighting characteristics in photographic work
verify investigative information
weigh and package products
work as a team member
write advertisement copy
write headlines


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November 24, 2006

Employment Prospects

Filed under: Uncategorized — Fastamber @ 10:59 pm

I had just got into the gym. I trying to work off some of that turkey when a friend came in and told me that there was an opening at a glass shop in Gearhart. I went to apply, They seem like good people.

November 23, 2006

Leaving Town Soon

Filed under: Uncategorized — Fastamber @ 12:33 am

I’m out of work in Astoria, Oregon. When the weather turns shitty so does everything else here. I had a touch of seasonal mood effective disorder (SAD) I think. Or I just feel like shit. I have about $30 left and no employment prospects in the near future. Fuck this place. I’ll have to go south and find some work. I’m basically fucked financially. My phone bill isn’t paid now as well, more shit to negatively effect my credit.

November 22, 2006

More New Links For November 2006

Filed under: Uncategorized — Fastamber @ 11:42 pm

Offshore Outsourcing, Software Application Services
Arnima design provides top quality services in offshore website design,
software application development, website design and development, web application development, web consultant, complete ecommerce websites and solutions.
URL: http://www.arnima.com/ - Added: 11.22.2006

Flash Templates
All you have to do is add your text and pictures to our flash templates and your site is ready.
URL: http://www.flash-templates.net/ - Added: 11.22.2006

Professional Website Design
Website design, database programming, search engine optimization. Professional, accessible and unique website design.
URL: http://www.design.maplesys.com/ - Added: 11.22.2006

Eclipse Design
Eclipse design, graphic designers in norwich, provides competitively priced design solutions for print and the web. From initial design and artwork, through to final print and publication, we offer the full range of services.
URL: http://www.eclipse-design.co.uk/ - Added: 11.22.2006

Web Page Design
Web page design and search engine optimization company based in cambridge uk. Uk web design company, uk web designer, uk professional web design uk. Professional web designers specialising in 3d, graphic and logo design.
URL: http://www.15dn.com/ - Added: 11.22.2006

Web Design Services, Search Engine Marketing, Web Design Tools
Web design services, custom web design, search engin optimization, top 10 search engine, free web services, web templates, banner directory, high ranking search engine, web design tools, special real estate web design, search engine marketing,
URL: http://www.aryaco.com/ - Added: 11.22.2006

Esubodh.com Low Cost Web Designing & Hosting
Providing you with quality inexpensive web design, web hosting and graphic design services at reasonable prices is something i take pride in. Low cost web designing is still available today. You can have a nice website without going over your budget.
URL: http://www.esubodh.com/ - Added: 11.22.2006

Inventive Web Design
Inventive web design is an experienced web design company, serving all your digital needs. We offer services including, image manipulation, graphic design, web design, advertising consultation, flash design, and video production.
URL: http://www.inventive-webdesign.com/ - Added: 11.22.2006

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