Buck Roberts’s Blog

I’m about to go to the DMV to register my Bronco. This is the last vehichle I buy from someone who isn’t a dealership.

I’m looking for a rental or a roommate. A sleeping room. I fucking couch. I don’t really care at this point. I have been waiting for a fucking rental to come open fro two months. I don’t want to wait any more. I will pay up to $600 per month for a rental. Or half of rent for a room in a non smoking, drug free home. I make $3,200-$4000 per month and have OK credit with a perfect rental history. I still can’t find a rental.

Not much to write this weekend. I didn’t go out last night. I thought I would have a date. But she gave me the wrong phone number.

Date Tip: Don’t give out the wrong phone number. It just make you look dishonest. If you don’t want to hook up with a guy don’t give a number at all. Don’t say yes then give the guy the wrong number. The first reason is out of respect. He might blow off othe chicks to hook up with you. If he’s me he probably will just hang out with the other chicks to. Since I am into math and see dating much like marketing I calculate the sexual response rate versus the number of prospects and that’s how many chicks. I’m going to hook up with.

I’m a fucking dick you say?

Here’s the real storie. You give a gy the worng number. He might think you are fucking stupid becuase you can’t remember your own number. Nobody wants a chick like that.

I am getting a break from the porn spam and getting alot of spam from german poker sites. I like german women who wear strech pants and halter tops. I like germany but I don’t like poker spam.

I had a pretty good time this weekend. Went and worked out a bit. Then I went drinking on Saturday. Asside from someone trying to cut me with a knife everything fucking rocked.

Getting all my back pay from the National Guard and my two checks from work sometime in the next two weeks. Pile of cash. I am getting a new cell phone. One of the really cool phones with cool gadgets. The rental I wanted is availavble now. I will be moving in soon. I’ll pay the rest of the cash to my buddy for the Bronco and register. That will leave me with about $500 after all is said and done.

I am negotiating a new part time job as a link building agent for a media company. It looks promising so far.

So I was having some drinks and hitting on chicks like I do sometimes. Some guy walked by and bumped into me and some of my beer spilled on him he tried to start a fight with me. I told him he needed to take that attitude and fucking leave. I met up with some hot chicks and started drinking with them. Then I went and dance with the hottest chick ever. She was from Tucson her name was Angie, she’s a tuarus and she is nursing student. She told me she wasn’t going home and fucking me but we left together. and she wasn’t wearing any panties. When we were leaving that same sawed off little fuck followed me up the street. I told him to go he needed to stop following me. Then he wanted to fight again. That girl I was with got the wrong idea and left so I was following her while he was trying to fight me. So the guy tries fight me and I kicked at him. Then I warned him that I know kung fu and and will kick his ass. Then I turn to follow the gril again and the guy pulls out a knife takes a swipe at me. So i spinning back kicked him. At this point I was getting pretty sober and pisse. Don’t pull and knife on me, I’ll fucking kill you I warned. then a truck pulled up and I was and I stopped them and I asked the girl who was driving to call the police. The police came they arested him for disorderly conduct. They didn’t find the knife as far as I know.

I met some guys from the brazillian Jiu Jitsu school. They are OK. I’m going to have a sparring session with one of them this evening.

My minivan broke down on Monday. I had to ride the bus for a few days. I didn’t get paid on time. The people at the auto dealership were dicks. They thought they would sell me a junker trade in because I didn’t have a ride. One of my good friends sold me his 79 Ford Bronco for $1800. The vehichle is worth over $9,000 when in prime condition so I will actually make money buying this vehichle whether I trade it in or sell it. Maybe that is a smarter investment than a new vehichle.