Buck Roberts’s Blog

February 24, 2006

Another Single Straight White Man

Filed under: Uncategorized — Fastamber @ 8:49 am

You might ask yourself: “what do single straight white guys do”? Well if you are not a single straight white man you probably don’t really care. I mostly go to the gym and work out. Sometimes I hook up with hot chicks. Sometimes I dance. Some single straight white guys like to get liquered up and sing kareoke. Not me. Not these days anyway. I sing just not to drunk people. Sometimes I work.

What do single straight white guys eat?

Anything that doesn’t require doing dishes afterword. Not really. I cook and wash dishes.

Looking to hook up with a white man.
I’m 5′11′
Brown hair
Brown eyes
Atheletic
Charming

No we are not going to ride off into the sunset on a unicorn named blacky. You are too old to wish for a pony.

I have been know to watch chick flicks. If you are into porn that is cool as well.

Note that this is all just a big joke. Thanks for visiting my website you can place a free personals ad in the forum

Metal in the microwave

Filed under: Uncategorized — Fastamber @ 7:32 am

Safety Notes and Disclaimer.
This article is for informational purpose only.
Don’t put metal into a microwave oven unless the manufacturer specifically says it is ok. If you put metal into a microwave oven you do so at your own risk. It’s dangerous and stupid to try. Don’t do it. Don’t try any of the ideas mentioned in any of the links on this site.

At some point we have all been warned of the dangers of heating metal in the microwave oven This is why

This is the really stupid question. If it is so dangerous to put metal in the microwave oven, why is the inside of the mircowave oven made of metal?

Can I get a straight answer on this?

Does the metal have to be within a certain proximity to magnatron to cause an undesirable effect?

Are there certain shapes of metal that are ok for mircowave oven use.

Are there any specially designed alloys that you can heat in a microwave oven.

The inner walls of the microwave is metal after all. The walls of the microwave don’t kill the magnatron or cause an electical ark.

Here’s another article on FAQ Farm

Can anyone lay this out for me?

According to this link Gallawa Family Web Site

Charateristics of microwaves make them easy to enclose within a cavity and each microwave oven cavity is proportion to the amount of microwave energy produced by that oven.

It also says on Yahoo that sparking in a microwave is more likely to occure when metal edges are thin or pointed.

So just to recapitulate. It is hypothetically posible to microwave metal without causing arching or reflecting microwaves back to the magnatron Causing the microwave to overheat and stop functioning properly.

Some microwaves are available that you can heat certain types of metal.

I don’t suggest doing it. Here’s a link to a site written by an electical engineer with some knowledge of the subject. Can you put metal in the microwave? There are some great links to telsa coils and stuff like that in here.

So pretty much the reaction the microwave will have to foreign metal being placed in it will depend on the strengh of the microwave emitted by the magnatron, the proportions of the cavity in relation to strengh of the wave, the shape, texture, thickness, density of the metal being placed in the microwave in relation to fore mentioned variables.

In short it isn’t don’t put metal in the microwave. Hypothetically,if the variables are right and I don’t claim to be qualified to make an sceintific statement whatsoever, you can put metal in the microwave without it exploding or arching. I can’t reiderate this enough don’t heat metal in a microwave oven.

DO NOT PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE.

Update: You will like this. Melting metal in the microwave Here’s something that looks dumb and dangerous but they have been doing experiments on it for two decades. Research is almost complete.

Links
Breakfast burrito causes microwave to catch fire

Banner advertising up for grabs

Filed under: Uncategorized — Fastamber @ 2:02 am

I have some banner ad space on my home page and in my forum.

Home page footer 125 x 125 pixels square banner $10 per month.

Forum footer 125 x 125 pixels square banner for $10 per month.

Post a comment if you are interested.
I will email you when I check my comments.

Getting bored

Filed under: Uncategorized — Fastamber @ 1:50 am

I’m not getting much work at my job. I’ll have to get a new one pretty soon. I one month I should have enough saved up to move for a better job.

I went swimming at noon which is cool but, damn I should be at work. We’ll call you is not going to cut it. I want to buy a new Pickup or SUV but I am not getting enough hours.

I spent the rest of the day surfing the internet and posting links to this site. I am reviewing directories while I submit. So if you are promoting/optimising your site, here’s my list of directories.

February 19, 2006

Cold Cold Cold

Filed under: Uncategorized — Fastamber @ 6:20 am

14 F today. -4F this morning.

February 17, 2006

Snow sucks

Filed under: Uncategorized — Fastamber @ 4:16 am

I went into video store and when I came out there was a snow on the ground. There is going to be snow again. Sometimes it is pretty when it snow but mosty it is just white.

February 16, 2006

I decided to go with an a PHP Script for the web directory

Filed under: Uncategorized — Fastamber @ 11:42 pm

This Script is very popular and the submission proccess is easy.

php Link Directory

I think this is the script I will be using for Fastamber.com’s web directory.

February 14, 2006

DO NOT CALL!!!

Filed under: Uncategorized — Fastamber @ 9:54 pm

Do NOT call dosen’t mean have your automated dialer call my house with a recorded message trying to sell me dish network. Then I call to get someone to remove me from the call list. I get some guy 0n the phone who is a bit slow but what do you expect. Have you seen a call center. They are telephone sweatshops. I used to work in a telephone survey call center. It was one of the worst jobs you can ever had.

Tooth ache

Filed under: Uncategorized — Fastamber @ 9:30 pm

I broke one of my teeth a few weeks ago. I’ve been trying to call the dentist for a while. I’ve been getting the answering service. The answering service sucks. It is the product of crappy local telephone service providers that don’t offer voice mail. The messaging service has been in business for 18 years.
Once La Grande Catches up with the industrialized world the messaging service will be out of business. They are rude and don’t really want to take my messages. Another place I applied for job when I was really hard up. I see they didn’t find anyone better suited. Good, I hate talking on the phone.

I did telephone cutomer service at State Farm, Charter Communications, and BNC Mortgage but I’m not qualified to work for your podunk answering serivce in BFE union county. I don’t have breast so I didn’ t get the job. You know they are going to descriminate against you because of your sex if you are man. Sex descriminatin pisses me off. Give a man a job for a change. No don’t give just any man a job give me a job. I wait you are a sexist, I don’t want to work for you.

I don’t really care about watitress jobs. I want to be served by a woman, that’s becuase I want to stare at her (*)(*)! Not really. Waitresses are another bread of people that I just don’t like. Not all of them. I’ve never dated a waitress and there is a good reason for this.

Back to the toothache The dentist won’t take an I owe you and send a bill. I have to have insurance or pay cash. The insurance industry is pissing me off.

Home Tooth ache remedies.

Take shot of Vodka and swish it around in the area where the toothache is. Note that if you are a minor and don’t have permission from your parents or it isn’t legal for them to give you alcohol in your state you shouldn’t do it. The last thing you want is to be hassled for taking a shot for a toothache. Minors shouldn’t drink anyway. Don’t damage your brain, you will need it.

Anbesol

Not really a home remedy but it works really good.
Always make sure to follow the manufactures directions. This way you can’t sue me for suggesting that you use it.

Tylenol

If you have a low drug tolerance like I do, Tylenol or alive will do the trick.
Follow the directions on the bottle. Don’t OD on pain killers.

Kissing helps according to a comment on Donncha

That’s a great idea. I need to find a woman to make out with all day. I suppose the edorphines from sex would cure the pain for while too. I’m just another single white guy with a toothache.

Excedrine migraine

There’s a recomendation. Let me run out an buy some this payday in nine more days.

Ice is another home remedy for tooth aches. Try compressing the ice the area where the pain is.

NSAIDs (Non-steroidal anti inflamatory drugs) are good to have around. I think you have to have a perscription. Ibupofen is also recemmend according to Indian Child. Doesn’t really work for me. That stuff gives me heartburn and stomach pain.

According to Henriette Yarrow root is very good for curing tooth ache pain.

February 10, 2006

I’m buying my first advertisements some time this week

Filed under: Uncategorized — Fastamber @ 3:26 pm

The forum is starting to pick up some members and is visited regularly. I’m going to buy advertising for the site. I have selected another forum site that seems promising.

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