That is cool. Pat Sajak shares my birthday October 26th. He is 32 years old my senior though.
Incidently Natalie Merchant shares my birthday as well. I like becasue the night.
Georges Jacques Danton: born in 1759 that’s interestingly 100 years before Oregon became a state. He was key in the French revolution.
Jaclyn Smith: former Charlies’s Angel
Rita Wilson: Married to Tom Hanks was in Runnaway Bride Along with Julia Roberts (Also a Scorpio, October 28th)
Former First Lady: Hillary Clinton shares my birthday.
Here’s link to a cool site where you can find out who shares your birthday. I don’t know how to get it. I found the site on MSN. I will have to look into the site more.
A comment on Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo.
I looked up chili rainbow and the only thing I can really get is it is some kind of soup. There are some Chili’s advertisements in ther serch results as well.
I can think of what it might be and it has to do with fecies that is every color of the fecal rainbow. Or maybe shotgun splattering poop with an arching tragectory like a rainbow. I have no idea what kind coprofiles come up with this stuff for TV. I want a job like that. I’ll write a screenplay.
No offense to guys named Carl.
What is a hot carl?
A hot carl is the act of taking a dump on your sex partners face while they have their face covered up with a platic wrap with there mouth open.
That’s pretty sick. Now you know.
There is a band called Donkey Punch
I had not heard of them all that much.
What is a donkey punch?
A donkey punch is a sudden and unexpected backdoor entry.
For more on this visit Donkey Punch Boy
I’ve tried it a few times. I think most guys have tried this at least once.
I think donkey punching is going to become pretty popular or at least popular to talk about. The band Donkey Punch is gaining some popularity.
I haven’t heard them, But with a name like donkey punch they would either really suck or they would kick ass.
Band with names like Ass Pony or Donkey Punch should always be bands that kick ass.
The phrase donkey punch suggests violent, sarcastic, spitefull, behaviour. It also implies a sexual frustration. You are so mad at your sex partner you want to donkey punch her.
My favorite animated series was Galaxy Rangers. No one has heard of this show. When I was really young RoboTech and Dungeons and Dragons were cool to. I watched The Littles a bit when I about 8 years old.
My little pony was about the dumbest thing you could ever watch. There was pony dolls too. They were so gay. I remember it was on the same time as GI Joe. Come on Sis, GI JOE is on. Damn it.
Rainbow bight it another really stupid one. I hate it. How about care bears. Well I suppose care bears didn’t suck so bad. All of those shows really sucked.
I can’t watch cartoons these days. The best animated movie I ever saw is Final Fantasy.
Akira is a bit of a mind f**k too. Anime is so played out though. It’s cheaply made. I’ll take a new Disney movie over that. Brother bear was OK.
Disclaimer:
This is Buck Roberts’s work out. I don’t recemend doing any of the exercises unless you have been properly instructed. Don’t touch any weapons unless you have been instructed in there proper use. Consult your physician before beginning any new exercise routine if you have any medical conditions.
When in doubt don’t do anything that you think might cuase you injury. Why risk it?
This is my workout.
45-105 minutes
I do most of this at least 4-5 days per week. Lately I haven’t been working much so I have more time in the gym.
Cardio-resperatory:
Warm up: 10-15 minutes exercise bike
2 mile run
5 minutes rowing machine
15 mintues eliptical trainer
500 meter swim
Strenth training:
Biceps:
Preacher curl: the stack (170) work down sets of as many as posible one set per weight incremement
Pull ups: 10-15, 2-3 sets
Chainsaws 60-70 LBS 3 sets of 8-10 reps
(bicep curls pyramids 30 Lbs and down to muscle failure.) sometimes for deffinition.
Chest and triceps:
Tricep pulldown the stack 140 then down 20 Lb increments
Push ups: as many as I can 2-3 sets or dumbell press 3 sets incline, three sets flat bench 60-70 Lbs
Military press. 40 Lbs 3 sets of 10 repititions
check press: 20-25 Lbs 3 sets of ten reps
More pushups
Abs: 3 sets of 50 situps
Seated tucks 20-50
Lots of crunches different types
Leg lifts 20 2 sets sometimes 3
Fitness ball incline sit ups 20
Various flutter kick, bicycle, etc.
Knee lifts
Sword work out. I have this claymore that I have been working out with. I mostly practice slashes and hacks with it. Various techniques from kenjitsu, fencing, kung fu, improvised. It’s pretty heavy, I think it is about 8 lbs. It is a good work out.
Note if you are do not have any formal martial arts training I recommend starting with a quarter staff or a shinai or doken and not anything with an edge. In fact just don’t do it.
I have some serious issue with walking up and very abruptly say “I want to F**k you“. I think it would be more apropriate than making conversation. The problem is that I could be considered sexual harrasment not to mention I don’t want people to think I am a perv because I go to that gym every day. At least if I was thought of as a perv people would be think about me.
Nobody knows I exist here. I think it is mostly better in this town full to brim with fundumentalists.
Saying anything liberated about sex around Chistians is likely to get you in a fight. Like I care I’m highy skilled in martial arts, it’s just I don’t want people calling the police on me from the hospital like people do sometimes. I keep it to myself and the few hundred people who read this web log.
I asked this girl to coffee, that’s code for I’d like to F**k you but I don’t want to spend a bunch of money on a date for those of you just tuning in.
She said something like I’m not really looking for a boyfriend. “That’s great, because I just want to f**k you” I thought. I think chicks peg me for a relationship guy when really what I want is unattached sex. I just want to have sex for a few hours a day. You can call that a relationship if you want. Don’t mistake my laying in your bed with you afterword for intimte time. I’m just to tired to move after what we just did.
Hell I’ll even settle for a quicky of about 45 minutes if that floats your boat.
Yeah that sound vengefull. Note to self: Self! Cancers suttle influence on your interpersonal conversation skills will lead to trouble. Let her know you care about her even though she just used you for sex.
I don’t think I’ve ever used anyone for sex. Ok that’s a lie. I’m not in the habbit of using people for sex. I think it is wrong. I only have sex with people that I like or I am genuinly curious about.
I dated a gril for almost a full year once I think it was becuase I didn’t want to hurt her feelings after I popped her cherry. I was a nice guy back then. After she got possesive about everything and started being a bitch about money and superficial bulls**t I felt ok with leaving. I still banged her once or twice after that. Other than that I think the longest relationship I ever had was a few months. Mostly just weekend marathons. Some of them I only bang once and they get there’s and leave.
One of these days I will meet the right girl and hook up for the long hall. I’ll keep in practice just in case.
Just to recap. I really want sex, a relationship would be good with the right person. You probably aren’t her, but we could get freaky.
I’m really looking for whole lot more. Trying to explain it is only going to waste me so when a women comes along that really knows this kind of stuff I try to keep her for while.
Some guy thought he had a toot hache and went to the dentist and found out he had shot himself with a nailgun. What were you whining about?
That is pretty serious. I think that guy was an idiot. That’s right out of Happy Gilmore.
Read my tooth ache rant
I actuall could go outside without a hat and gloves today.
Still no work today. The company will be installing tile in part of Wall Mart and Starbucks Coffee inquired with them as well. Still no work. I need to pick people to work for that have more money and can pay me a regular salary.
I’m looking for second job around here for now but no luck with that.
